
last evening, was lazing around over a cup of masala chai (without milk) @ fun ccd.....
wen the two she devil (nams* and nish*) rise from the rung..(mangal pandey style)....and on the very word "go", lunged their accusing fingers at me...it seemed iam the white skinned who invented the infamous cartridges. the attack was sudden...and just verbose.... but boy!..was a lethal of sort....
My charges: 1> i forgot to bring a few stuff ..2>i hv changed..
anywys...the case is subjudiced now..so it wont be fair to reveal anythng more than that....
But these two plaintiff, had plans.... to watch "Jaane tu Ya Jaane na"...touted to be the hottest movie of the month..(even me planning...maybe next week)...
by the time...our ZING BANG( will let u knw bout it in sum othr blog, it requires exclusivity)..
had arrived...and they were leaving... one of them had ordered a caffe latte...and eventually she forgot to pay the bill in hurry flurry......
i hid one purse of theirs in another plaintiff's bag...the fun was short lived..as they set me with charge number 3>...
the real fun!
while they were watching the "great film"... i called up on nish's cell:
Hello!
howz the film? she says "damn good"
i continue..
did u pay your coffe bill?..she apolozises..and asks me to do da need full...she said.."i'll pay u tmmrw"
phone disconnected...
the very next moment sandy* calls on nam's phone..
hello!
howz the film?
did u pay your coffeee bill?...ph disconnected
immmediately then DJ* calls up nish...while shanz* rings nams...
and thereafter incessant calling cometh.....they r busy attending our calls...in the theatre...
(am sure ppl around must hv been real bugged with those flashy ring tones...well that was the idea)
imagine a scenario: ppl around u r pissed off on u bcoz u r pissed off.. on smthng... and theres no hope in hell for an explanation..> that the 'sumthng' is pissing of the ppl not u....
so to continue..>>> after a while...
there answer went shorter to shortest...at times they pleaded mercy..at times showed resent...but they were HELPLESS...and then the stopped responding to our calls....they sought refuge in the SILENT MODE...and we started msgng them...repeatedly...
hi howz the film?
didnt u pay the bill?
well u owe me 15..
and now they were busy reading our smses......
MORAL of the story:
frnds wenevr u meet those she devils (nams and nish)..pls do ask them
hi,
how was the film?
did u pay your coffeee bills?
this is your moral responsibilty.....
if possible sms them..call them and ask them....
ISSUED IN NAMS & NISH's INTEREST by the ZING BANG
long live FUN...
*** these characters are regulars at the CCD @FUN..and they comprise the ZING BANG...

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